@UncleBlazer: Lil Baby Niner Blake
beyoncé’s birthday is tomorrow can someone please explain to me why the hell i still have school on a national holiday
“I was extremely shy when I was younger. I wasn’t asked to the prom or anything. Life didn’t really even start for me until I turned fifty. But let’s just say I got plenty of experience after that!”
"Do you have any advice for other fishermen?"
"You have to sneak up on them and catch them real fast. And you have to wear boots. I once caught a monster fish that went all the way up to the sky like a giant. I like giants. But not mean giants. I like nice giants."
Running while it’s stormy out is actually the best decision I’ve made all summer